2 Year old up for temporary adoption

Very cute two year old up for temporary adoption!

• She is very cute and thinks everything is a joke. (this works well with families with little or no rules)
• Loves running (away as you call her)
• Loves tic tacs (will poop for them!)
• Has a contagious laugh (as she steals tic tacs from her sister)
• Speaks English with an Asian accent (we have heard that it is chinese, but were also informed it may more likely be Korean---a sibling interpreter would be helpful in her new home)
• Lives on very little food and what she does eat is cheap and high in carbohydrates for more energy (items like soda, pringles, suckers, and tic tacs in large amounts ((see previous information))
• Has extensive earning potential ---if you can bottle even 1% of her energy you will make millions--PROMISE!
• Prefers dresses (they make better curtsies!)
• Communicates well when alarmed or upset (SCREAMS!)
• Works independently even when she has NO clue what she is doing, and does NOT give up easily
• Uses a variety of creative words such as "AWTUM!" (Awesome) and "Oh yeah."--
• Provides constant entertainment at ALL hours of the day and night...and at night loves to be in bed with you.

If your home is in need of a little extra love and affection for the next year...give me a call---she is just on loan until she reaches age 4---however she may be up AGAIN for adoption once she reaches age 13!

Seriously we DO love you ALYSSA!